I'll bet she douches with gravy.
i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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