I think I'm going to be in trouble for sneaking out last night. My Dad saw me drive up this morning when he was leaving early for work.
What'd you say?
I told him I was sleep driving
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
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Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
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casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
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