I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
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All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
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I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
My bail money is reserved for people I either A, think were in the right, or B, have an awesome story that leads up to needing it. Just remember that before you call me.
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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