Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
You tend to look at life differently when you wake up to nutella vomit all over your room with no recollection of how it got there
You know how to spell recollection?
I just found puke in my bra..
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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