Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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