i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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