Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
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My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
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Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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