Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
and the oscar for 'most creative swearing' goes to you for 'jesus's bloody fucksticks'
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
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