I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
Alright, text me when you get close. I've got a mustache and I'm ready to get my day drunk on.
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
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