Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
She asked to borrow my chapstick then said "I promise I won't get herpes on it"
you left a giant bottle of vodka in my room from last night. does this serve as a parting gift or hush money?
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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