Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
I am trying to think of a way to tell him about thanksgiving and the following weekend in a way that makes me sound funny and exciting and not like an alcoholic
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
Dude. Where are you? There's a hot chick drunkenly dancing on the bar and aggressively taking shots to Pink songs. She looks like she needs a rebound. Get. Here. Now.
FUCK NYC TRAFFIC.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize
