Pappa wants mamma naked
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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