I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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