Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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