dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
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I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
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I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
My day in three words: secret purse cake
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
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