She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
I intend to get homeless drunk
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
When you're a bigshot ER surgeon and I'm a starving artist, I want you to remember who held your hair last night.
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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