he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
