i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
you got in your car and made the sounds of a NASCAR, then called me on your phone and I was your pit crew. then you apparently you won the race, and THAT'S when you tried to backflip off the top of your car.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
I know, it's just the worst. Also, security almost took the burrito I brought for lunch. I thought I was going to have to pull a Liz Lemon and eat the whole thing before I could go through.
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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