you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
