clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
When are your genitals available?
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