At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
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i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
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If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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