im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
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I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
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We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
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