My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
Me and this random chick had a conversation about how to save the world. 2 words: Dance. Battles. I love drunk heart to hearts in bar bathrooms.
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
Def don't remember taking those pics I sent you...but it looks like I was in a car? Shit. Looks like my Uber passenger rating just went up exponentially.
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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