so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
My vagina is very pro this idea
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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