found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
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he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
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we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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