i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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