your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
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His apartment number was 69. I had to.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
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The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
Who died my cat blue again?
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