she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
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and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
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Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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