But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
nothing says happy new years better than a black eye from shooting yourself with a champagne bottle
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
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