we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
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your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
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2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
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