i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
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