Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
So I was bartending last night and this guy w/ his gf said that he recognized me, so I asked him, "do you watch a lot of gay porn?"
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
Executive order 941: BRING ME THE FINEST PANCAKES!
You have got to stop watching the West Wing before going out.
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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