Whod you bang
Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
Just got booted from water taxi for showing my balls to a security guard.
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i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
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I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
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