Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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