there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
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although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
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How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
Heeyy... sorry I got so drunk. You probably don't ever want to see me again. Thank you for dealing with me when I tried to jump over the deli counter for some mayonnaise.
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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