Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
We don't watch enough power rangers
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
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