So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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