Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
Sext me about skeletons
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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