How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
the quote on the bathroom wall was "stop reading this and focus on peeing" and i realized i'd peed on the seat.
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
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Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
Drunk walkin through police station. America
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
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I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
I touched a dick in church today
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
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