the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
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Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
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What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
is it fun? or sober?
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