yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
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