That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
Considering that my ex-wife dumped me to become a lesbian, the Universe owes me a threesome.
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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