Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
Randomize
