if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
Randomize
