Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
worst night to have a conscience
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
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I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
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I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
According to the office gossip the new secretary is “a homewrecking whore”. Think I should spend $27 on a fake wedding ring?
Yes! Want that picture of you and my nephew?
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