there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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