pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
Exact words that were just spoken as she was on her 6th, yes 6th piece of bread: "I'm only eating the soft and chewy inside of the bread-I am taking the crust home to feed my turtles"
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
He didn't get how "starting a flash flood in my thunderhole" was a sexy euphemism. Deal breaker.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
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