i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
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I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
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HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
Ok well my life just seems more exciting by default because I'm dating my married boss and sexting with my ex
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
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