It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
The little girl I babysit saw pink plastic shot glasses in my car and asked what they were for and I told her they were princess teacups.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
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