i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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