I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
I am watching the most amazing drunk person ever. Literally such a trooper that you can put anything in front of him he'll drink it. His latest reason for taking another shot was: well whatever. I'm never gonna get married anyway.
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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