im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
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I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
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I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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