Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
There's limited edition cherry vanilla nyquil. It's like they know how much I hate myself and they're giving me a consolation prize.
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
Just dropped the most perfectly rolled joint into the toilet I just finished taking a shit in, hadn't even had time to flush, 5 second rule?
No!
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
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