And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
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