oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
you spent 5 minutes trying to open an empty PBR and kept saying "don't worry i'll get it i've been working out"
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I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
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I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
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