I look like Roseanne just got in a bar fight with Rosie O'Donnell.
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
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