This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
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Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
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The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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