She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
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