Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
you were so drunk you tried to use the microwave as a calculator for your BAC
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
Lynn just told me "I heard about your divorce. Condoms or morning pill your choice and I'm buying". Sorry but I got plans now bro.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
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