he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
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